Coming soon to a bloopers DVD near you (Video)

Every football fan knows if you want something a bit mad and zany, you go to South America home of the word “loco”.

There is countless gold to be had from videos of games across the continent and now we can add this particular howler to the records.

Quite how it happens remains something of a mystery but the goalkeeper in this match from Brazil last weekend contrives to produce perhaps the most bizarre own goal ever.

The keeper himself probably doesn’t know either to be fair which just adds to the whole spectacle.

Enjoy the existential despair.

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