OK, OK, before you start I know who he is and I know he is a very good footballer, too.
But for that Brazilian flair and sublime skill he so often displays there really is no excuse for this shocking penalty miss against Colombia this past week.
Straight from the Sergio Ramos school of How To Send A Football Into Orbit From the Penalty Spot, Neymar skies this high into the sky.
Never mind Neymar, I’m sure Cristiano will still invite you round to his gaff.