3 Light-Hearted Steps To Becoming Arsenal Boss Arsene Wenger

Arsene Wenger has established himself as one of the greatest managers that the Premier League has ever seen, yet some still want him out of the club. However, if you’re  a fan of the Gunners then here are three light-hearted steps on how to become the Arsenal boss.

1) Rule number one – you didn’t see anything. Although Wenger has been round for donkey’s years and occasionally has four eyes, it’s very rare that Wenger actually sees any controversial decisions. An Arsenal player is hooked down inside the area, though, and you’re sure to see Wenger screaming at officials.

2) Dress to impress. Wenger, despite his age, is a fusion icon. The long jackets that the Frenchman  sports is something you need to invest in if you want to become the man himself, so get looking. Instead of suiting up in a tracksuit and baseball cap *cought* Tony Pulis *cough* go and blow some cash and make yourself look the part.

3) The accent is a crucial part to the transformation. What I suggest is looking up Joey Barton speaking French when he was on loan at Marseille to get the juices flowing. Steve McClaren also caught the cameras with his rather pathetic interview while in charge of FC Twente , but his accent has seemingly vanished.