The Layman

Earlier on today, I posted a video showing what may well be the best goal ever scored by a goalkeeper. Or at least the most spectacular.

Money makes the football world go round and if you don’t have cash, you have nothing. Just ask professional idiot Leon Knight.

If you are going to do something that you shouldn’t really be doing, then you might as well do it in style.

It is always a great shame when a footballer with an immense amount of talent cannot, for whatever reason, make the most of his skills.

It must be a right pain to be a very good practitioner at what you do but to live in a time when a true genius is operating in your field.

In a week where Paulo Di Canio reminded us just how absolutely off his rocker he is, now would be a good time to delve into the vaults for some examples.

It’s never particularly fair when your Sunday league opposition turn up for a game in the morning with what you suspect can only be a ringer playing for them.

Not every match in international football has a large historical precedent to it as googling “Kazhakstan vs Republic of Ireland” for the last 20 minutes has shown me.