We’re a team with no history
That’s what they say
As we enter Old Trafford
For Derby Day
Both teams unbeaten
Both with eyes on the prize
So who would have thought
We’d have a 6-1 surprise
Uniteds early pressure
Our defense stood strong
Balotelli side foot opener
Fergies plan going wrong
Half time is signalled
Both teams retire
Close eye on Mario
Who started THIS fire!
Second half begins
Before Evans is ready
Silly United defender
Upends Balotellli!
He is sent from the pitch
United down a man
Come on then Fergie
Now what’s the plan?
An hour on the clock
Milner on the wing
Crosses to Mario
Who turns it in
We’re now two goals up
And playing with flair
Richards lobs in a cross
And Aguero is there!
City relax a little
Not really looking for more
That is until Fletcher
Combines with Chicharito to score
Almost full time
And now City will win
Barry heads wide to Lescott
Who hits it off Dzeko and in!
Then almost instantly
Silva adds one more
And out of the exits
The Red fans now pour
They think it’s all over
Fergies having a cow
Dzeko finishes it off with a sixth
‘It is now!’