6 -1 poem

We’re a team with no history

That’s what they say

As we enter Old Trafford

For Derby Day

Both teams unbeaten

Both with eyes on the prize

So who would have thought

We’d have a 6-1 surprise

Uniteds early pressure

Our defense stood strong

Balotelli side foot opener

Fergies plan going wrong

Half time is signalled

Both teams retire

Close eye on Mario

Who started THIS fire!

Second half begins

Before Evans is ready

Silly United defender

Upends Balotellli!

He is sent from the pitch

United down a man

Come on then Fergie

Now what’s the plan?

An hour on the clock

Milner on the wing

Crosses to Mario

Who turns it in

We’re now two goals up

And playing with flair

Richards lobs in a cross

And Aguero is there!

City relax a little

Not really looking for more

That is until Fletcher

Combines with Chicharito to score

Almost full time

And now City will win

Barry heads wide to Lescott

Who hits it off Dzeko and in!

Then almost instantly

Silva adds one more

And out of the exits

The Red fans now pour

They think it’s all over

Fergies having a cow

Dzeko finishes it off with a sixth

‘It is now!’