When in doubt, belt it out was the adage given to me in my days playing kid’s football which probably explains why we got beat 11-0 most days.
Still, if you’ve got the talent, you may as well give the ball a good, hard shellacking as Ireland Under 21 international and Arsenal starlet Conor Henderson demonstrates here.
There he is, advancing not particularly menacingly in the vague direction of the Italy goal when all of a sudden he lets out a belter that would make Gary Neville go a little bit funny.
Probably a good thing that he’s still young and maturing as if he were in his mid-twenties, he would never play for the senior side given Giovanni O’Trappatoni’s distrust of all that flair and talent lark.
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