What type of quizzer are you? Do you sit drunk and clueless in the corner? Or are you halfway to Nerdsville with a tank top on and a smart-arse smile? Can you admit to watching Eggheads – even if only in a moment of weakness? No matter which category you fall into – try our pub quiz and prove to yourself that the years of watching and talking about footy have not been a complete waste of time. But please try not to cheat, for as my headmaster used to say “You’re only cheating on yourself”, which ironically is not what his wife said to him, when she caught him in congress with his secretary.

It’s a chilly and wet November evening in northwest London, the rain is hammering down onto an already saturated playing surface.

England are just one point away from qualification for the 2012 European Championship in Poland and Ukraine. But that precious point will be tough to obtain against a resilient Montenegro side.

Vicente Matias Vouso. The name is probably one many of you can’t even remember. If I were to add to him to a list including Robinho, Elano, and Aguero, then maybe you’ll see a link.

I do not think that this is such a big deal, and that this a great headache for Redknapp to have. Perhaps it doesn’t even have to be a headache.