Arsenal vs Stoke, the alternative match report

Kenyne Jones scores, I always thought he looks like the child that Bob Marley and Whoppi Goldberg would have had, had they hooked up, anyway this goal Jones strolls into the penalty area like he is going to the shops to buy a newspaper and quarter of cola cubes and scores off his belly, now this fella is about 6 6 but didn’t need to do anything apart from having the skill  to be able to walk forward…typical Arsenal.

Do Spurs Really Want 5th Spot?

Tottenham ended their horrible run of form at Anfield on Sunday, as an impressive 2-0 victory lifted them back ahead of Liverpool and into the 5th spot that will guarantee them European football next season. Goals from Rafael van der Vaart and a Luka Modric penalty were enough to see of Kenny Dalglish’s men and move Spurs into the driving seat for the 2011/12 Europa League.

Pretty In Pink?

Southend have released a brand new away kit for next season and proudly wore it in their last game of this season (a 3-1 defeat at Wycombe). I usually look forward to seeing the new kit. This particular one I didn’t.