Wenger is enraged, stating that as brilliant as it may be, Escape is a one person song and would be too difficult to attempt as a duo. Rice disagrees and asks for the opinion of all five members of the crowd, who remain disinterested.

A rather unpleasant and expensive disagreement continues to rumble on this week between the French and the Mexicans. Allow me to offer those of you who haven’t anywhere near the amount of free time I have to observe these delicate matters, a brief rundown of the story so far.

Not so long ago this question didn’t even cross people’s lips. You would simply go into your local bookmakers, write out a bet and take it to the counter. Now-a-days, there is more choice about where to bet than what to have for tea.

There’s no doubt there’s potential there and I’m sure he could be a very good player, but mate sort your hair out would you? I don’t even know how to describe it apart from baffling, short at the sides and the back and on the top the ends of a sweeping brush stuck up by the looks of it and he thinks this looks good?

So I sat down flicking the channels the other day when I came across the Bert Trautmann story, a goalkeeper for Manchester City mainly in the 50’s and 60’s, he was the first German player to play in a Wembley Cup final and is famously known for breaking his neck vs Birmingham in the 1956 cup final and carrying on leading Manchester City to a 3-1 victory.

So it’s official, ex Iron centre-half Alan Knill will take the reins at Glanford Park. The comparatively young gaffer has left Bury’s Gigg Lane after clearing his desk en route back to Scunthorpe, some 14 years after leaving.

Tottenham Hotspur and Leyton Orient are both to apply to the High Court for a judicial review over the decision awarding West Ham United to move into the Olympic Stadium after 2012.