Florence and the Malouda

The Frenchman is currently working on a new track with DJ Dizzee Campbell… ‘You’ve got the tash… you’ve got the tash… youuuu’ve got the tash I need

If things were looking bleak in the West Country a couple of weeks ago, then it’s safe to say they’re looking pretty dyer now

I hate Barcelona. You may be thinking these are the words of a jealous man who has seen them rip apart countless amounts of teams not just in La Liga but the Champions League too.

So remember if you’re at a football match anytime soon and you see your manager wearing a dog eared, muddy tracksuit, you march right over and tell him to go change and stop being so uninspiring!

As a Southampton fan, I’ve been lucky enough to witness many great defenders pull on the famous red and white striped jersey over the last two decades, and Dean Richards was one of the finest.

Having suffered a Scudetto drought since the 2003/04 season when Andriy Shevchenko led the line and finished with 24 goals that could all change this season.

The final ties of the fifth round will be completed this week, the last two non-Premier League sides are expected to fall as they face tough opposition.